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Post by cap on Apr 15, 2013 18:15:33 GMT -5
Married 50 years
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $250,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me if I could even find a hot 23-year-old girl who'd want me,
she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
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